
Friday 5 March 2021 Top 10 jokes that amuse and confuse in equal measure
New study shines a spotlight on why some people get the joke whilst others are left scratching their heads
Neuroscientist and comedy expert Dr Helen Pilcher reveals why jokes can leave half of us laughing - but the rest puzzled by the punchline
Ability to get gags can vary greatly between people, depending on culture, context and brain activity
Jokes relying on unfamiliar concepts and word play are trickiest to understand
Two thirds of Brits baffled by a joke will pretend to find it funny to fit in
Study commissioned by TV channel Gold to celebrate launch of new retrospective The Vicar of Dibley: Inside Out on Saturday 6th March
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream is the joke most likely to amuse and confuse Brits in equal measure, new research reveals.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana and a jar of Omega 3 vitamins fell on my head when I opened the cupboard. I sustained super fish oil injuries are also gags that split Brits down the middle with half howling in laughter - but the rest left scratching their heads.
The report and research by renowned neuroscientist and comedy expert Dr Helen Pilcher tested a series of jokes on 2,000 adults and reveals the science explaining why some jokes are not universally understood.
The study was specially commissioned by TV channel Gold to celebrate The Vicar of Dibley: Inside Out, a new retrospective special revealing what went on behind the scenes of the award-winning BBC series, airing on Saturday 6th March.
The research was inspired by the end scenes of each episode which sees Geraldines attempt to tell Alice a joke fall flat, as she fails to understand the punchline and needs an explanation.
Dr Pilcher identified variables that determine how much of the humour individuals get, with factors including their age, upbringing, personal and cultural background and life experiences.
Top 10 jokes that amuse and confuse in equal measure according to British adults:
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream (46%)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana (45%)
A jar of Omega 3 vitamins fell on my head when I opened the cupboard. I sustained super fish oil injuries (40%)
How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories (38%)
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish (36%)
What do accountants do when theyre constipated? They work it out with a pencil (35%)
A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, Yes, of course. Thats 20 cows (30%)
A horse walks into a bar and the barman says Hey, why the long face? (29%)
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog (28%)
Im very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far, Ive got 12 fridges (18%)
The type of comedy most likely to confuse is jokes based on unfamiliar concepts and word play, Dr Pilcher found.
The report also reveals that over six in ten Brits like to think they are quick-witted despite seven in ten actually often needing to have a joke explained to them.
Rather than look silly, over two thirds (67%) admit they will laugh at jokes they dont understand to fit in and over half (56%) have had to look up the meaning of a joke when slow on the uptake. The same number (56%) have even re-told jokes without understanding the punchline.
Dr Pilchers report explores why jokes such as How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream divide the nation, concluding that the joke involves both cultural context and the understanding of wordplay. In order to understand the joke, the listener needs three things.
First, the listener needs some background knowledge; an understanding of the terms hipster and mainstream. Second, the listener needs an understanding that hipsters are perceived to be anti-mainstream. Finally, the listener needs to spot the double meaning within the word mainstream; its both a body of water and a set of values.
Dr Pilcher said:
Laughter is universal but humour is immensely subjective and although people all over the world enjoy a good joke what they find funny varies according to a number of things, such as culture, context and language.
Brain activity is also implicated. The brain contains billions of neurons, and can process large amounts of information in very short time periods. For some people, all the elements of a joke come together in an instant and they get the joke, but if any of the elements are missing, then the joke falls flat, much like in The Vicar of Dibley when Alice fails to understand any of Geraldines jokes.
Gerald Casey, Gold channel director, said:
At the end of every episode of The Vicar of Dibley, Geraldine shares a joke with Alice and whilst deemed funny by Geraldine, Alice always fails to understand the punchline. We wanted to commemorate this iconic show by revealing just how subjective humour and jokes can be.
The poll also revealed the top 10 jokes from the end scenes of The Vicar of Dibley, famed for the punchline falling flat when Alice fails to understand jokes told by Dawn Frenchs character Geraldine.
Top 10 funniest jokes from The Vicar of Dibley:
Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when a great big vampire jumps on the bonnet. One nun says to the other show him your cross. So, the nun opens the window and yells: get off my bonnet you toothy git! (62%)
Theres a Vicar playing golf with his friend John. John misses a three-foot putt, and he says: Dammit, I missed the bugger. The Vicar tuts and says John, if you say that once more then God will open up the heavens and send a thunderbolt to strike you dead. But then John misses a two-foot putt, and he says: Dammit, I missed the bugger. So, the heavens open a great big thunderbolt comes down and strikes the Vicar dead and God says Dammit, I missed the bugger (52%)
W
Most recent headlines
05/01/2027
Worlds first 802.15.4ab-UWB chip verified by Calterah and Rohde & Schwarz to be ...
20/10/2026
Sony's Beyond Sports technology will power real-time animation of the game, ...
20/10/2026
The NBA is putting on a full-court press when it comes to digital offerings this year, and that includes some great new features on the NBA App as well as a new...
20/10/2026
Testing what works is an important part of developing successful fan engagement....
20/10/2026
One fan in The Nordecke will wear the device via headset on Wednesday night
Spo...
20/10/2026
Regular-season game coverage will continue to be a mix of REMI and onsite produc...
20/10/2026
Grass Valley has added Bridge Technologies to the company's Media eXchange Layer (MXL) initiative, demonstrating how this has supported the containerization...
20/10/2026
Gravity Media has rapidly deployed complete IP-based broadcast infrastructure fo...
20/10/2026
Ateme has announced a strategic partnership with Viamedia, the ad tech company b...
20/10/2026
As concerts and other live performances reach audiences through global streaming...
20/10/2026
Media Links' Xscend platform and MDP3020 IP media gateways supported live broadcast contribution for the All-Asia Games, that recently took place in Japan.
...
20/10/2026
For Major League Soccer creative teams, 2027 is going to be unlike any year they...
20/10/2026
The National Hockey League (NHL) has given a first look at its planned transform...
20/10/2026
FloSports and the National Lacrosse League (NLL) have entered into a multiyear m...
20/10/2026
The Advanced Media Workflow Association (AMWA) has received a 2026 Technology & ...
20/10/2026
Pearl TV has made significant progress in its industry-wide initiative to make NEXTGEN TV converter boxes more affordable and accessible to consumers, marking a...
20/10/2026
The 37th edition of SPORTEL Awards took place on Monday, Oct. 19 at the Grimaldi Forum Monaco, under the High Patronage of H.S.H. Prince Albert II of Monaco. Ch...
20/10/2026
Amagi has announced a strategic partnership with Sistemas de Video Comunicaci n ...
20/10/2026
The home of cycling coverage is secure as Eurosport and TNT Sports today extend ...
20/10/2026
By Ramona Flume
One of the most exciting things about the Sundance Film Festiva...
20/10/2026
Veteran Entertainment and Brand Executive to Lead Global Communications Strategy...
20/10/2026
Inspired by late-90s & early-2000s R&B, hip-hop & club music
UJAM have just introduced two new virtual instruments that bring together a versatile selection...
20/10/2026
Synth gains free editor & librarian application
Back at Superbooth 2026, Groove Synthesis gave us a sneak preview of a desktop software application that off...
20/10/2026
With more than 30 years in the Italian broadcast market, Video Progetti will offer the complete Calrec range, giving broadcasters the freedom to choose and scal...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Calrec has appointed Video Progetti, the Rome- and Milan-based broadcast distributor and AV system integrator, as its distribution partner for Italy. Media comp...
20/10/2026
FOR-A has collaborated with Canon to integrate PTZ camera control into the software-defined MixBoard production switcher. The resulting seamless operations wer...
20/10/2026
Great music rarely happens in isolation. It emerges when artists, producers, and songwriters exchange ideas, challenge one another, and find unexpected creative...
20/10/2026
Collaboration gives broadcast teams a faster path from network alerts to the affected equipment, system dependencies and support information
BeckTV, Beam Dyna...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
University of Washington Intercollegiate Athletics has brought its new Sundodger Studios production facility on air, with Grass Valley cameras and production sw...
20/10/2026
Live demos will include upgrades for the X510 bonding router, self-serve management for NetConnect data plans and a technology preview of future developments
...
20/10/2026
Jigsaw24 has appointed Alex Battrick as Pre-Sales Solution Consultant, strengthening its technical expertise as the company expands its offering across live pro...
20/10/2026
COW Jobs: Toronto Freelance Crew Call - Your Story - open, ongoing
Brie Clayton October 19, 2026
0 Comments
Toronto Freelance Crew Call - Your Story (...
20/10/2026
Give your photos a second chance with Open Eyes in Lightroom on mobile
Shambhavi Kadam October 19, 2026
0 Comments
You know the frustration. Everyone ...
20/10/2026
Paperwolf Studio launches eight creative OpenFX plugins for DaVinci Resolve
Brie Clayton October 19, 2026
0 Comments
Datamosh, slit-scan, camcorder lo...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
Share
Copy link
Facebook
X
Linkedin
Bluesky
Email...
20/10/2026
LA JOLLA, CA-The Scripps Research Alumni Network has announced the two divisional winners of its inaugural awards program, created to honor institute alumni for...
20/10/2026
2026 UNTAPPED Development Lab participants announced 20 October 2026
Top (L-R): Becki Bouchier, Carly Brand, Leslie Hornung. Bottom (L-R): Joseph Meldrum, Elle...
20/10/2026
Boston Conservatory Center Stage Presents Romantic Musical Comedy She Loves Me Conservatory musical theater students will perform the charming production, set...
20/10/2026
Rachel McFarlanes American Dialogue Premieres at Carnegie Hall The alum composer and violinists commissioned work is part of Sphinx Virtuosis nationwide tour ...
20/10/2026
Collaboration delivers comprehensive camera control and switching in a single intuitive interface...