Gold s Top Christmas Cracker Jokes for 2020 Revealed
09/12/2020
TV channel Gold challenged the nation to come up with the best topical Christmas cracker jokes for the eighth year running
The winning festive joke: What is Dominic Cummings favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas.
Top jokes feature famous faces including Marcus Rashford, Donald & Melania Trump and Boris Johnson
Puns about lockdown and an unpredictable 2020 also got the country giggling
A festive joke about Dominic Cummings has been revealed as the winner of a national competition to come up with the best new modern Christmas cracker gags, according to the British public.
Other topical moments in the wake of recent months have been used as material for the top festive funnies, including Zoom calls, Eat Out to Help Out, travel restrictions and gaffes from leaders such as Boris Johnson and Donald Trump.
The jokes are the winners of TV channel Golds annual festive competition for new Christmas cracker jokes which aims to keep the country chuckling this festive period, adding a comical spin to a year like no other. Now in its eighth year, the competition once again challenged entrants to come up with the best topical and modern Christmas cracker jokes, which were then voted for by the British public to determine the winners.
Golds top 20 funniest new Christmas cracker jokes for 2020 are revealed as:
What is Dominic Cummings favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas
Did you hear that production was down at Santas workshop? Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate!
Why didnt Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? All Virgin flights were cancelled
Why are Santas reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity
Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the Arrrr! rate had risen
Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because eventually, its behind you
Why couldnt Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn
Why cant Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesnt know how many tiers it should have
What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? They put on a super spread
Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?
Home Alone
How do you play Dominic Cummings Monopoly? Ignore the rules, move anywhere on the board you like, and never Go To Jail
Why wont Santa lose any presents this year? Hes downloaded Sack and Trace
How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas? Itll take ages to flatten the curve
How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year? Fine. No sweat
Why wasnt Rudolph allowed to take part in vaccine trials? Because they only wanted guinea pigs
Which government scheme supports Christmas dinner? Eat Sprout To Help Out
How can you get out of talking to your boss at this years staff Christmas party? Put him on mute
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces hes visited? He keeps a logbook
Who dresses in red and gives to the children this Christmas? Marcus Rashford
Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem? Because they couldnt book a home delivery
Gold challenged the British public to tweet original festive gags to enter the competition. Entries were shortlisted by a panel of judges - led by comedy critic Bruce Dessau - and put to an anonymous public vote of 2,000 British adults to reveal the winning jokes. The top six jokes are included within bespoke boxes of Golds Christmas crackers*, which were presented to this years winners.
The annual joke competition celebrates Golds seasonal TV scheduling, which includes classic festive episodes of Britains best loved comedies such as Only Fools and Horses, The Royle Family and Mrs Browns Boys. Theres a chance for Gold viewers to catch up on UKTV Originals Dial M For Middlesbrough and Death On The Tyne, starring Johnny Vegas and Sian Gibson as bungling mystery solvers Terry and Gemma, before their brand new series Murder, They Hope airs next year.
Comedy critic Bruce Dessau, who led the Gold judging panel, said:
Amongst one of the strangest and most turbulent years yet, we can always rely on British humour to pull us through. With subjects ranging from Zoom and self-isolation to Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings, there are jokes here to tickle everyone after a challenging year.
Gerald Casey, Gold channel director, said:
The festive period is a time for reflection, and although the nation has certainly had a difficult year, its heartening to see that British wit remains as sharp as ever.
The author of the winning joke, Craig from Manchester, received the top prize of £1,500 towards a holiday and a box of bespoke Gold Christmas Crackers, one of which will contain his own winning gag.
All the jokes voted on by the 2,000 British public are original content to the best of Golds knowledge.
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Notes for Editors:
About Gold Sky 110(HD)/ 810, Virgin 120/124(HD), BT and TalkTalk 310 On demand on Sky, Now TV and TalkTalk Dedicated to celebrating the best of British comedy, Gold is the nations favourite comedy channel. Much-loved comedy series Only Fools and Horses and The Royle Family sit comfortably alongside a whole host of heart-warming UKTV Originals from retrospective series Saluting Dads Army, dinnerladies diaries and How The Young Ones Changed Comedy, to the feature length comedy capers Murder on the Blackpool Express and Death on the Tyne. Plus, all-new three part scripted series The Cockfields airing later this year. Gold is exclusively remaking three lost episodes of the comedy classic Dads Army, with 2019 marking fifty years since the episodes were first broadcast and last seen. Using the original scripts, which were written for the second series by Jimmy Perry and David Croft, Dads Army: The Lost Episodes stars a stunning cast including Kevin R McNally as Captain Mainwaring, Robert Bathurst as Sergeant Wilson an
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